actual conversations i have definitely had with freshmen during orientation

actual conversations i have definitely had with freshmen during orientation FROSH: where do you live? ME: east campus! i love it a lot, actually, theres so many cool FROSH: isnt that the you know clothing optional dorm? ME: FROSH: seems kinda dirty too ME: FROSH: i mean the roller coasters pretty cool FROSH: but i would never live there FROSH: because FROSH: you know ME: yes ME: we are always naked and none of us shower ever ME: beware ME: resistance is futile * * * ME: hi im allan ME: hows it going FROSH: cool ME: cool ME: have i told you about my a cappella group yet * * * FROSH: is this east campus ME: no its fred FROSH: but ME: fred * * * FROSH: so where do you live? ME: east campus FROSH: oh cool!!!!! wow east campus is so cool and i cant believe this roller coaster and wow ME: omg yeah i know right?? FROSH: what hall do you live on? ME: 5th west FROSH: oh i dont know anything about 5w ME: we have a lot of cats * * * ME: hey do you like singing FROSH: yeah i guess ME: have you thought about joining an a cappella group FROSH: uh ME: specifically mine FROSH: well ME: you should come to auditions ME: no experience required ME: were definitely not a cult * * * ME: so where are you from FROSH: minnesota FRIEND FROM MINNESOTA: omg omg FRIEND FROM MINNESOTA: im from minnesota FRIEND FROM MINNESOTA: where in minnesota are you from FRIEND FROM MINNESOTA: what high school did you go to FRIEND FROM MINNESOTA: do you know katie FRIEND FROM MINNESOTA: katies also from minnesota * * * ME: so whats up FROSH: just waiting for a burger ME: yeah those burgers are pretty good FROSH: yeah i havent eaten anything else today FROSH: this is my fifth ME: child FROSH: i felt bad for not eating vegetables ME: good FROSH: so im switching off between meat burgers and veggie burgers ME: child FROSH: i love east campus ME: ME: yeah me too * * * ME: [walking somewhere at night] GROUP OF FROSH: [whispering] ME: need help? GROUP OF FROSH: ME: GROUP OF FROSH: ME: ME: orange tours are that way * * * ME: so hows orientation going FROSH: good ME: you guys go to thatorientation thingyet? FROSH: no we skipped it * * * ME: are you going to the activities midway FROSH: uh ME: the thing with all the clubs FROSH: oh yeah ME: cool what things are you gonna check out FROSH: well i was looking at the a cappella groups ME: omg FROSH: there are so many wtf ME: yeah theres eleven FROSH: weird FROSH: anyway i was just gonna check out the logs they seem really cool ME: ok ME: but have you considered auditioning for other groups too FROSH: well ME: specifically mine ME: the toons FROSH: whats like FROSH: your thing ME: what FROSH: like what do you sing ME: music * * * FROSH: so what do you major in ME: aerospace engineering FROSH: oh wow FROSH: so do you like planes ME: no * * * FROSH: hey ME: hey FROSH: can i have my hair dyed ME: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROSH: . ME: yes of course ME: welcome to east campus ME: come ME: let me take you to shallow goodale ME: the best salon in boston ME: open 24/7 ME: for all your dyeing needs ME: find us on yelp ME: we do haircuts too * * * FROSH: so what do you major in ME: comparative media studies FROSH: oh cool ME: yeah FROSH: what is that * * * FROSH: wait are you a blogger ME: some have called me that FROSH: yeah youre allan k right ME: that is me FROSH: wow ME: wow FROSH: i liked your post aboutlikethe thing ME: thanks FROSH: do you know selam ME: omg yes FROSH: omg shes so cool i read all her posts FROSH: also lydia FROSH: i love them FROSH: theyre why i applied to mit ME: i know right??? * * * FROSH: so what year are you ME: im a senior FROSH: oh wow FROSH: so youre probably pretty jaded huh ME: uh FROSH: you just have that look ME: excuse me FROSH: youre probably just here to feed on our youthful energy ME: FROSH: before you crawl back into your den FROSH: to cry about your future ME: ME: ME: ME: so hey do you like singing * * * FROSH: so whats the november rule * * * ME: so where are you temped FROSH: one of the frats ME: oh cool FROSH: are you in a frat ME: no ME: ME: well im in the toons ME: ME: were more of a sorority though * * * ME: hows it going FROSH: ME: FROSH: ME: FROSH: ME: ok cool good talk ME: see you around i guess * * * FROSH: so what are all the course numbers anyway ME: oh ME: well course 1 is civil and environmental engineering ME: course 2 is mechanical ME: course 3 is materials science ME: course 4 is architecture theyre really hardcore ME: course 5 is chemistry ME: course 6 FROSH: oh yeah i know what course 6 is ME: of course you do * * * ME: in french they dont say roller coasters they say montagnes russes which means russian mountains and i think thats beautiful Post Tagged #a cappella #CMS - Comparative Media Studies #Course 16 - Aerospace Engineering #East Campus #fraternities #Freshman Orientation #MIT Logarythms #Sororities #Wellesley-MIT Toons #Wellesley-MIT Toons